Guess what?! That roll of stuff in the bathroom is full of soft, chewy cloth, just like the kind I find in the garbage!
Today when the Big Ones were gone I got it unrolled and chewed it in to little bits then used it to decorate my room! I had a great time! Unfortuneatly, the Mom Big One didn't think it was such a great decoration. (She's so picky. She doesn't like Dad's pictures of Elvis or Frank Sinatra either. She made him put them in the closet. Who put her in charge anyway?) She told me NO, then piled all the pieces in a stack on the black pillow and took a picture of it and said, "Wait until Daddy sees this." Hmph.
I plead the 5th.
She can't prove anything.
And besides - I had sooooooo much fun!!!
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